B5  A5      G#5       G5
Hey mister, where you headed?
B5      A5   G#5      G5
Are you in a hurry?
B5     A5      G#5   G5
Need a lift to happy hour.
    B5  A5  G#5  G5
Say oh no.
B5     A5        G#5       G5
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
B5       A5       G#5     G5
I need a break as well.
B5  A5        G#5  G5         
The well that inebriates the guilt.


B5   A5       G#5     G5     B5          A5     G#5   G5
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
B5  A5    G#5   G5          B5  A5  G#5  G5 
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
B5        A5             G#5         G5     B5          A5   G#5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       G#5      G5        B5  A5  G#5  G5
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.


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    Припев:

    E        F#5        B5     A5      G#5   G5
    Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
    E                         F#5
    I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
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B5        A5             G#5         G5     B5          A5   G#5     G5
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
B5  A5       G#5      G5   
My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!


    Припев...


                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5  G5
I'm hitchin' a ride.
                B5  D5  G#5 
I'm hitchin' a ride.